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Funding Dilemma, Part 4

December 12, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

"Well, that's not good, I said. Brenda's stomps down the stairs echoed through the building

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December 12, 2018 /Banned Library
Funding Dilemma
Fiction
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Funding Dilemma, Part 3

December 07, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Some librarians are born bad. Others are made bad by choice or circumstance.

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December 07, 2018 /Banned Library
Funding Dilemma
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Funding Dilemma, Part 2

December 05, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Our librarian stops the man from burning down the building, but learns his reference librarian has a secret.

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December 05, 2018 /Banned Library
Funding Dilemma
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Funding Dilemma Part 1

November 30, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

The library sat quiet on a Friday morning. The kids were in school, the soccer moms still sipping their coffee at home, and the elderly patrons just leaving after reading the paper and finding their holds. The clock ticked on, matching the click clack of the keys in the computer lab.

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November 30, 2018 /Banned Library
Funding Dilemma
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White Elephant Hunting

November 26, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Warning, this story features granny on teenager violence.

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November 26, 2018 /Banned Library
holiday, Christmas
Fiction
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Patron Spotlight: Melinda "Mellydear" Myerson

November 23, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

"I'm ninety-two years old, and I'm gonna live to be a hundred if the deal I made with the devil works out," she told our librarian asking about her life.

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November 23, 2018 /Banned Library
Patron spotlight
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Panic in the Lab

November 19, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

"Can you help me on the computer?"

    He was a little man with thick glasses and a tweed coat. His voice carried him, this deep rumble from a low place, like well-oiled farm equipment.

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November 19, 2018 /Banned Library
Pan, computer librarian
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Teen Library Drama

November 12, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

The couple came in the library holding hands. He wore a letterman's jacket, a football patch over the school letter. She had her blonde hair back in a ponytail and held her books in one hand. They fit the image as the perfect teen couple, the jock and the cheerleader preparing for the rest of their lives.

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November 12, 2018 /Banned Library
Teen Drama
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The Library Will Put a Spell on You

November 09, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction, Nonfiction

"That man over there is sleeping," the woman said. Her finger shook, the little charm bracelet on her wrist jingling.

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November 09, 2018 /Banned Library
sleep, etymology
Fiction, Nonfiction
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Hope on Hold

November 05, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Placing a hold on a book is a scary endeavour. You don't know when the book is going to show up. It's mostly based on hope. Hope in the system, hope in the library staff, and hope that nobody decides to eat the book. That much hope can only lead to ulcers and visiting your parents on non-holidays.

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November 05, 2018 /Banned Library
holds, jargon
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Why Halloween (2018) is Popular

November 02, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews, Fiction

People are afraid of the dark. Maybe not always the physical, non-light variety, but the empty cold nothing that comes with lack of knowledge.

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November 02, 2018 /Banned Library
Halloween
Reviews, Fiction
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Voice in the Stacks - Patreon Story for Halloween

October 31, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

"Mommy?" the child's sing song, a little low note, came again.

    I walked around the desk, hands in pockets, strolling. I was sure I would hear the mother give a reassuring "What?" or "Yes, baby?" When all that came was another "Mommy?" I turned my wander that way.

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October 31, 2018 /Banned Library
ghosts, Halloween
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Weird Weird Library

October 29, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

The circulation desk got cold. Like the top of a refrigerator with a leak kinda cold. I lifted my hand up and wondered what the hell was happening.

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October 29, 2018 /Banned Library
ghosts, Halloween
Fiction
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Save the Last Dance

October 22, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

"I need a place to play my cassettes," the man said. He had liver spots on his shaking hand, the one that held the box. The box rattled with the gentle plastic.

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October 22, 2018 /Banned Library
dancing
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Basement Carts

October 19, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

More shopping carts appeared on the library steps and I got concerned. Three days they stuck around, Walter and Brenda berating them, then they slipped away. I wondered if we had space in the basement for all of them.

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October 19, 2018 /Banned Library
shopping cart, Jack the Circulation Assistant, Walter the Computer Librarian, Brenda
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Delivering Newspapers for Depression

October 17, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

"I didn't get my paper this morning. Just checking that things were okay," the old man said into my voicemail.

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October 17, 2018 /Banned Library
newspaper, mental health
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Shopping Cart Outside

October 15, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Back home in the south, we call them "buggies." We also call them "shopping carts," the wire mesh baskets on wheels that live in grocery stores. When one showed up at the library, we knew we had an opportunity.

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October 15, 2018 /Banned Library
shopping cart, Brenda, Walter, Jack
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The Circulation Bell

October 08, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

The director said the bell would stay on the circulation desk. Brenda complained that someone was always there, but the director said the bell would stay. Brenda pouted and stood, arms crossed, glaring at the little metal object.

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October 08, 2018 /Banned Library
circulation librarian, circulation desk, Brenda, Chris (library director)
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Apartment Hunting Tips and Trick-R-Treats

October 05, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Several times in my life I have moved myself and others into new domiciles. Several, several times, in fact. Over my life I have lived in fifteen different dorms, houses, apartments, and a camper with sixteen different people not counting my parents and my sister.

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October 05, 2018 /Banned Library
moving, apartment
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Top Six Youtube Channels The Library Watches at the Circulation Desk

October 03, 2018 by Banned Library in Nonfiction

The library watches a bunch of Youtube at the circulation desk because its almost impossible to block due to being owned by Google. Praise be the Google.

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October 03, 2018 /Banned Library
Youtube, GameGrumps
Nonfiction
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