Attack of the Vampire Weenies by David Lubar
We're talking short stories with bite that kill little kids in this episode that will make you believe mimes can be vampires.
Read MoreHop on Pop by Dr. Seuss
This book is just utter nonsense, so I make a bunch of stuff up.
Read MoreKingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
A whole country hated this movie that Hard Rock Cafe strangely supported, a movie about spies fighting for drug use.
Read MoreThe Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein
A kid loves this tree and the tree loves the kid back. Then the kid grows up, and the tree gets hacked to pieces.
Read MoreThe Sissy Duckling by Harvey Fierstein and Henry Cole (Illus.)
A small duck named Elmer does not fit in until a killing spree shows how special he really is.
Read MoreGoodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd (illus.)
A rabbit says goodnight and outlasts the librarian who hated it.
Read MoreBrown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? by Bill Martin Jr and Eric Carle (illus.)
We learn colors and animals and that Texas looks before they leap unless by reading this book you are an activated sleeper agent.
Read MoreBad Kitty for President by Nick Bruel
Bad Kitty runs for neighborhood president and learns a lot along the way including some ways to not say swear words.
Read MorePrince & Knight by Daniel Haack and Stevie Lewis (illus.)
A story of a brutal monarch who kills a dragon, but is also a very sweet LGBT+ love story.
Read MoreSkippyjon Jones series by Judy Schachner
A small cat decides he is a Mexican superhero and kills a bumblebee.
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