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Review: Crazy Heart (2009) makes me wanna hug a bottle of Jack Daniels

February 09, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Make you want to have a drink and then not have that drink again

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February 09, 2018 /Banned Library
Crazy Heart, 2009, Drama, Music, Romance, Scott Cooper, Thomas Cobb, Jeff Bridges, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Colin Farrell
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Review: Hail, Caesar! (2016) proves not every story has to be a hit

February 09, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

The movie business had a lot of shit going on

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February 09, 2018 /Banned Library
Hail Caesar, 2016, Comedy, Mystery, Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Coen Brothers, Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich
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Review: My Secret Valentine (2018) proves that you can have a romance movie without a story

February 07, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Chalkboard magic gets two people together as well as the sale of a winery and... yeah, it's Hallmark

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February 07, 2018 /Banned Library
My Secret Valentine, Hallmark, 2018, Romance, Carrie Freedle, Lacey Chabert, Peter MacNeill, Andrew W. Walker
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Review: Den of Thieves (2018) is the best movie with super loud gunfire so far this year. So far.

February 07, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

When you need to show some action, do it with lots of running around guns and stuff.

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February 07, 2018 /Banned Library
Den of Thieves, 2018, Action, Crime, Drama, Christian Gudegast, Gerard Butler, Pablo Schreiber, O'Shea Jackson Jr.
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Review: Tootsie (1982) was ahead of its time a long time ago

February 07, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Dustin Hoffman stars as Dustin Hoffman and Hoffy Dustman in this comedy? 

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February 07, 2018 /Banned Library
Tootsie, 1982, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Sydney Pollack, Larry Gelbart, Murray Schisgal, Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Teri Garr
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Rashomon (1950) Movie Review: Yeah, there's a reason we name things after other things

February 04, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

It's a crazy good movie. Stupid good. Why the hell do we watch crap kinda good.

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February 04, 2018 /Banned Library
Rashomon, 1950, Crime, Drama, Mystery, Akira Kurosawa, Ryûnosuke Akutagawa, Toshirô Mifune, Machiko Kyô, Masayuki Mori
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The Sweet Hereafter (1997) Movie Review: It's a sad, sad, sad, sad world

February 04, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

How do you go on from this?

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February 04, 2018 /Banned Library
Sweet Hereafter, Drama, Atom Egoyan, Russell Banks, Ian Holm, Sarah Polley, Caerthan Banks, Life is Beautiful, Requiem for a Dream, Dear Zachary, Dogville
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Atomic Blonde (2017) Movie Review: This ain't your daddy's… Wait, yeah, this is your daddy's spy movie

February 03, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

It's a bang bang beat'em up kinda movie that's nothing like the trailer.

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February 03, 2018 /Banned Library
Atomic Blonde, 2017, David Leitch, Kurt Johnstad, Antony Johnston, Charlize Theron, James McAvoy, John Goodman, Action, Mystery, Thriller
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Book Review: All the Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr might be this year's 'Book I'm glad I read that I'll never read or think about again'

February 03, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Will a blind girl and a Nazi radio boy find love in the horrors of WW2?

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February 03, 2018 /Banned Library
All the Light We Cannot See, Historical Fiction, Fiction, World War II, War, History, Anthony Doerr
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Book Review: Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits by David Wong is the book that speculates on what kind of assholes we all will be

February 03, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

When you need a book that has both murder, thoughtful ideas, and a guy with a sword chopping off hands.

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February 03, 2018 /Banned Library
Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits, David Wong, Sci-Fi, Fiction, Humor, Fantasy
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Book Review: The X-Files: Cold Cases lets old voices come out in a kinda boring story

February 03, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Mulder and Scully are back to solve the mystery of the missing X-Files and the old lighthouse.

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February 03, 2018 /Banned Library
X-Files Cold Cases, Audible, Joe Harris, Audiobook, Sci-Fi, Fiction, Mystery, Chris Carter, Chris Maggs
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Winchester (2018) Movie Review: Too competent for its own good

February 03, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

If they had just sucked a little more at their jobs. 

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February 03, 2018 /Banned Library
Winchester, Biography, Fantasy, Horror, Peter Spierig, Michael Spierig, Helen Mirren, Sarah Snook, Jason Clarke
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34. Taxi Driver (1976) Movie Review: Man, Mr. Focker Used to Be Awesome

February 03, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Just a bunch of masters at work.

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February 03, 2018 /Banned Library
Taxi Driver, 1976, Crime, Drama, Martin Scorsese, Paul Schrader, Robert De Niro, Jodie Foster, Cybill Shepherd
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33. Network (1976) Movie Review: Well, that didn't take long

February 02, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Because you don't need a mystic to predict when people go crazy

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February 02, 2018 /Banned Library
Network, 1976, Drama, Sidney Lumet, Paddy Chayefsky, Faye Dunaway, William Holden, Peter Finch
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32. Hostiles (2017) Movie Review: How the West Was Taken By Force And Proved Us All Horrible Creatures

February 01, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

A quite lovely yet dull affair about people walking toward redemption.

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February 01, 2018 /Banned Library
Hostiles, Unforgiven, 2017, Adventure, Drama, Western, Scott Cooper, Donald E. Stewart, Christian Bale, Rosamund Pike, Jonathan Majors
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101. Winter is Coming (2011), Game of Thrones Review: Start at the Beginning. No, Wait, Before That

February 01, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

A man is dead, so the world is going to the wolves. Winter is Coming.

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February 01, 2018 /Banned Library
Game of Thrones, Action, Adventure, Drama, Timothy Van Patten, David Benioff, D B Weiss, Sean Bean, Mark Addy, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
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31. Hard Boiled (1992) Movie Review: Blam Blam Save the Baby Shoot Him Boom Blam Blow Up All The Things

January 31, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

So much action in such a little time.

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January 31, 2018 /Banned Library
Hard Boiled, 1992, Action, Crime, Thriller, John Woo, Barry Wong, Yun-Fat Chow, Tony Chiu-Wai Leung, Teresa Mo
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Mystic River by Dennis Lehane (2001) Book Review: Sometimes when you try to stay straight, your daughter gets murdered

January 31, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Mysteries don't always end in sunsets.

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January 31, 2018 /Banned Library
Mystic River, Dennis Lehane, 2001, William Morrow Paperbacks, Mystery, Fiction, Crime, Thriller, Suspense
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30. Vertigo (1958) Movie Review: Falling in Love Sucks

January 30, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

A mystery wrapped in a love story wrapped in a man's obsession.

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January 30, 2018 /Banned Library
Vertigo, 1958, Mystery, Romance, Thriller, Alfred Hitchcock, Alec Coppel, Samuel A. Taylor, James Stewart, Kim Novak, Barbara Bel Geddes
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29. Phantom Thread (2017) Movie Review: A Very, Very, Very Slow Burn Until All The Threads Unite

January 29, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

The movie that gets going right as it ends.

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January 29, 2018 /Banned Library
Phantom Thread, 2017, Drama, Romance, Paul Thomas Anderson, Vicky Krieps, Daniel Day-Lewis, Lesley Manville
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