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Southern Comfort (1981)

May 09, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

Having seen that life close up for half my life as well as living in the bayou of Louisiana for a time, Southern Comfort is an accurate depiction of the effectiveness of the National Guard.

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May 09, 2025 /Banned Library
Southern Comfort, 1981, Walter Hill, Michael Kane, David Giler, Keith Carradine, Powers Boothe, Fred Ward, Southern Gothic
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Reflecting Skin (1990)

May 07, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

Spending time with people tends to bring out all those little eccentricities, but in the case of Reflecting Skin it brings out all the dark, weird shit swirling beneath.

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May 07, 2025 /Banned Library
Reflecting Skin, 1990, Philip Ridley, Viggo Mortensen, Lindsay Duncan, Jeremy Cooper, Southern Gothic
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Mud (2012)

May 05, 2025 by Banned Library

Romance is best left to those that go in with an open heart and an open mind. Close either one and you have a relationship, but one with no passion or no devotion. No trust in the thing you share with another. I'm rambling, but Mud's characters hold love as an absolute that can be dwindled until they realize it is something that can be grown.

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May 05, 2025 /Banned Library
Mud, 2012, Jeff Nichols, Matthew McConaughey, Tye Sheridan, Jacob Lofland, Sam Shepard, Reese Witherspoon, Ray McKinnon, Sarah Paulson, Michael Shannon, Joe Don Baker, Southern Gothic
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Sinners (2025)

May 02, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

A deep southern gothic musical vampire movie, Sinners is about how failure and success are thrust up on you by the simple choices you make, even one as simple as letting go or holding on to a guitar. Get a handkerchief to wipe away the sweat of the hot summer sun and turn on some blues while we talk about this titanic film.

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May 02, 2025 /Banned Library
Sinners, 2025, Ryan Coogler, Michael B. Jordan, Miles CAton, Saul Williams, Andrene Ward-Hammond, Delroy Lindo, Hailee Steinfeld, Southern Gothic
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Black Bag (2025)

April 30, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

How much do you trust your partner? Are you a spy? Do those two questions make you uncomfortable? Love and trust form the chewy center of Black Bag's hard candy shell of pop music and spy intrigue.

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April 30, 2025 /Banned Library
Black Bag, 2025, Steven Soderbergh, David Koepp, Michael Fassbender, Gustaf Skarsgard, Cate Blanchett
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In Bruges (2008)

April 28, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

With a gun, it's as easy as pushing a button and seeing a man fall. What that does to someone is a whole other ball of blood, though.

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April 28, 2025 /Banned Library
In Bruges, 2008, Martin McDonagh, Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ciaran Hinds, Ralph Fiennes
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The Wonder (2022)

April 25, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

The Wonder sets out right front in telling the audience that they are watching fiction, a trickery, yet does that make it real?

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April 25, 2025 /Banned Library
Wonder, 2022, Sebastian Lelio, Emma Donoghue, Alice Birch, Florence Pugh, Tom Burke, Kila Lord Cassidy
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The Commitments (1991)

April 11, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

The main issue of The Commitments is not the drive or talent of the band being formed, but the fact that they are almost a dozen people. Jimmy (Robert Arkins) formed the group to play damn good soul music and for the most part the people do that.

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April 11, 2025 /Banned Library
Commitments, 1991, Alan Parker, Roddy Doyle, Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais, Robert Arkins, Michael Aherne, Angeline Ball
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Byzantium (2012)

April 09, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

Neil Jordan's Byzantium updates his earlier work on Interview with a Vampire, telling the story of a vampire mother and daughter finding a place in the world.

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April 09, 2025 /Banned Library
Byzantium, 2012, Neil Jordan, Moria Buffini, Saoirse Ronan, Gemma Arterton, Sam Riley, Daniel Mays, Johnnie Lee Miller
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Secret of Kells (2009)

April 07, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

Secret of Kells exemplifies that life changing feeling of art and culture. Brendan, a young monk, lives in a small monastery his uncle, the abbot, is fortifying against the oncoming Viking hoard.

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April 07, 2025 /Banned Library
Secret of Kells, 2009, Nora Twomey, Tomm Moore, Fabrice Ziolkowski, Evan McGuire, Brendan Gleeson, Mick Lally, Christen Mooney
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Magdalene Sisters (2002)

April 04, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

For over two hundred years, the Magdalene laundries in Ireland operated by taking in young women deemed to have loose morals. The women were slave labor in the laundries, often run by the Catholic church but with state sanction, only released by death or the signatures of two adult men.

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April 04, 2025 /Banned Library
Magdalene Sisters, Peter Mullan, 2002, Eileen Walsh, Dorothy Duffy, Nora-Jane Noone, Anne-Marie Duff, Geraldine McEwan
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The Quiet Girl (2022)

April 02, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

"You don't have to say anything. There's many a person missed the chance to not say anything, and lost much by it."

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April 02, 2025 /Banned Library
Colm Bairéad, Claire Keegan, Catherine Clinch, Andrew Bennett, Carrie Crowley
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Eurotrip (2004) I wish I had taken

March 31, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

Twenty years ago, the best "not real" song from a movie was released. "Scotty Doesn't Know" may or may not have rocketed up the charts (I didn't care enough to look) with its pop-punk message about fucking another guy's girlfriend. The movie that delivered us this gem, Eurotrip, was also released because that's how time works. Get your shit together, reader.

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March 31, 2025 /Banned Library
Eurotrip, 2004, Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg, David Mandel, Scott Mechlowicz, Jacob Pitts, Michelle Trachtenberg, National Lampoon, European Vacation, American Pie, Travis Wester, Joanna Lumley
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Take Me Home Tonight (2011) spends all night spinning its wheels

March 28, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

A mess can be enjoyable. Something about watching a story competently fail is worthy of consideration. Take Me Home Tonight is my idea of a good mess, blending realistic outcomes to wacky hijinks and some pretty dumb shit.

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March 28, 2025 /Banned Library
Take Me Home Tonight, 2011, Michael Dowse, Jackie Filgo, Jeff Filgo, Topher Grace, Anna Faris, Dan Fogler, Chris Pratt, Teresa Palmer, Demetri Martin, Angie Everhart, Michael Biehn
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The Rule of Jenny Penn (2025) will hopefully not be with you at your end

March 26, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

Getting old seems like a giant pain in the ass. Your body and mind fail you, your support structures become few, and someone in better shape than you will terrorize you with a plastic doll. Life in a nursing home can be hell if you don't fall in line with The Rule of Jenny Penn.

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March 26, 2025 /Banned Library
Rule of Jenny Pen, 2025, James Ashcroft, John Lithgow, Geoffrey Rush, Nathaniel Lee
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The Monkey (2025) will kill you or somebody near you

March 24, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

The Monkey's plot is a haphazard string of events created to get us to the bloody parts. Twin brothers find an evil toy monkey that kills people when it is wound up using the method of mysterious coincidence. The Monkey exists to entertain an audience with over the top splatter, not caring about who will die or really even when.

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March 24, 2025 /Banned Library
Monkey, 2025, Osgood Perkins, Theo James, Christian Convery
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It Could Happen To You (1994) is a fairy tale from another time

March 21, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

I know I watched this in the theater, but It Could Happen To You is such an afternoon TBS movie made to fill time that I believe I always felt that was its role. Not anything life changing, but a good time. Watching it now, I see the kindness and good nature of the film.

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March 21, 2025 /Banned Library
It Could Happen To You, 1994, Nicholas Cage, Bridget Fonda, Isaac Hayes, Rosie Perez, Wendell Peirce, Stanley Tucci
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Stagecoach (1939) is a hell of a stunt show

March 19, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

Stagecoach jumpstarted the western genre by telling a simple story: a group of disparate individuals in a single vehicle traveling through dangerous terrain. Everyone had their own agenda and solidified the archetypes they represent. And it's also a hell of a western stunt show.

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March 19, 2025 /Banned Library
Stagecoach, 1939, John Wayne, Claire Trevor, Thomas Mitchell, John Ford, Yakima Canutt
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Anora (2024) proves the grime of it all

March 17, 2025 by Banned Library in Reviews

Anora sets out to shine the light of truth on a classic story of a prostitute who marries a rich guy. Pretty Woman be damned as the heroine of our story is a disconnected vaping twenty-something not looking for anything but to get paid and do some good drugs. Our rich lothario spends most of his time on screen playing video games and being intoxicated. At the end of the movie you will be seduced by the grime of it all.

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March 17, 2025 /Banned Library
Mikey Madison, Yura Borisov, Karren Karagulian, Vache Tovmasyan, Mark Eydelshteyn, Sean Baker, 2024
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Stacks & Swords at the Library

March 10, 2025 by Banned Library in Weekly

If you want excitement, come on down to the library's game night where we play a rousing form of copyright-friendly role playing game excitement! Our homebrew game of Stacks & Swords invites teens and adults every month to become a member of the "Bibliotheca Animarum," an ancient library that hunts down books and artifacts that can harm humanity. We go to adventure the last Saturday afternoon of the month!

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March 10, 2025 /Banned Library
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