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Can I Help You 11

After the car wreck, Evan wakes and meets some folks who clean him up, give him a drink and talk for a bit.

Story Time
Lost Munster

Evan tells a story about public speaking and talks about Herman "Munster" Perkins, a Bannville local, while rambling.



Banned Library
Can I Help You 11

After the car wreck, Evan wakes and meets some folks who clean him up, give him a drink and talk for a bit.

Can I Help You 10

Evan watches himself run in a hellish dream before waking to a startling sight.

Library Worker’s Body Part Accurately Predicts Weather

Storms this weekend could not escape the notice of local library worker Cassandra Jenson’s hip despite a small percentage of showers predicted for this weekend.

Can I Help You 9

The black pickup catches up with Evan, Natalie, and Cassidy.

Can I Help You 8

Evan, Natalie and Cassidy are chased by the black pickup.  And it gains.

Can I Help You 7

Natalie and Evan talk in a parking lot while hiding from Hoodie and the black pickup truck.

Can I Help You 6

Natalie Ford and I talk about how our day is going.

Can I Help You 5

Evan and Cassidy come out of the woods.

Can I Help You 4

Cassidy and Evan talk as they walk in the woods.

Can I Help You 3

Cassidy and Evan take a walk in the woods.

Nonfiction


Banned Library
Library 5.0: The Science Nonfiction of Libraries

Library 2.0 was a great experiment that failed.  Face that and move on to Library 5.0

Nerdy Kid In Library Has Too Much To Talk About

Area teenager Brock Bindler cannot decide on what nerdy thing he wishes to talk about more with Banned Library staff members.

Ghost of Thomas Jefferson Could Not Give Two Shits About Other Presidential Libraries

Thomas Jefferson came back from the dead to talk about presidential libraries. Fake News.

Who Needs the Faculty Status?

What is the deal with librarians and faculty status? Nothing. Drop the argument.

4 Types of Librarians

The four main types of librarian.

Personnel Policy: Chapter 4: Supervision

Chapter 4: Supervision of the Banned Library Personnel Policy

Around the Block with Mr. Beaudoin

I take a walk with author Sean Beaudoin around the block. 

Personnel Policy: Job Descriptions’ Description and Pay

Chapter 3 of the Banned Library Personnel Policy:  Job Descriptions’ Description and Pay

Ranting Barrel: 9 Ways to Stop Library Gossip

Nine ways to stop library gossip cold in its dead, unfeeling heart.

Description of Staff Hours and Breaks from the Personnel Policy of the Banned Library

Book Club


Banned Library
Deadpool #50-54, Dead

Somebody's out to kill Deadpool... Himself!  Will he succeed and finally be with the one he loves?

ASM #667-673, Spider Island

Everyone in New York starts to get spider powers and other stuff happens!  Will you care? Did I?

Star Trek Into Darkness Review

Here's what my split personalities thought of Star Trek Into Darkness

Great Gatsby, Chapter 9: Loose Ends Unloosened

Gatsby's dead and Nick tries to find people for the funeral while at the same time coming to grips with stuff.  Then the book ends.

Great Gatsby, Chapter 8: False Endings

Everything ends in this chapter... except the book itself.

Great Gatsby, Chapter 7: The One Where Everyone Loses

Oh snap, son.  This is the main event, mano y mano. Check it out as the truth bombs start droppin and the heat just keeps rising!

Great Gatsby, Chapter 6: The Party and the Dream

Gatsby has a back story, Daisy hates parties, and Gatsby wants to go back in time!

Great Gatsby, Chapter 5: Be my awkward wingman anytime

We reach the dramatic "having tea" scene and s$@t gets real with a gold toilet seat!

Great Gatsby, Chapter 4: Desperate Outlaw

Nick and Gatsby go to lunch and then Nick and Jordan go to tea and there's secrets and stuff!

Great Gatsby, Chapter 3: A Lovely Party for Ro/Bromance and Accidents

Nick goes to a Gatsby party, finds out there ain't no party like a Gatsby party, and gets all happy with Jordan Baker. 


Story Time
Lost Munster

Evan tells a story about public speaking and talks about Herman "Munster" Perkins, a Bannville local, while rambling.

Dark and Stormy

Evan rambles and complains a hella lot before finally getting to the story, so skip ahead to about 10 minutes if the story's your thing.

Picture Reading

Evan catches up with recent Banned Library events, introduces a new sponsor, and tells a Mother's Day story thing.

Grandpa and the Treasure of Ninja Steve

Grandpa Banned tells the story of the time he went on a search for the Treasure of Ninja Steve with some fella from Indiana.

Once Upon A Time...

Evan sits down and talks about "Once Upon a Time..."

Episode 28: Sovereign Library Week

Grandpa talks about the fate of the world and one of his favorite National Library Week memories.

Episode 27: Book Fair and Grimes

The book fair comes to the library, but one entry has to deal with a mean old lady.

Episode 26: Comstock and Dreams

Q and A with Grandpa Banned featuring Anthony Comstock and dream interpretation.

Episode 25: Cold Copy

Flowers die, cold comes to town and a small child almost gets eaten by a copy machine.  

Episode 24: Grandpa and the Were-Chupacabra

Grandpa tells the story about how he went to jail in Mexico.