The Worst Library on the Internet
The Worst Library on the Internet
A punk rock noir-themed attitude has been pushed through cinema the last decade or so, largely by the actions of the current evil empire and James Gun. Coyote vs Acme continues that community-minded, anti-authoritarian, anti-consumerist mindset. And it's damn funny.
Read MoreHell of a thing when people that mean so much are gone just days from one another.
Read MoreHell of a week getting back into the swing of things, let me tell you. Right away we went from rising with the sun in Italy and finding beautiful images to share to squinting into the sunrise and spotting a leaf and saying, "That'll do." Hope springs eternal that the relaxed mind can continue, but sometimes that shit just lives outside of your natural life.
Read MoreStop me if you heard this one. A group of folks go off into the woods and find themselves lost in an existential horror. There's no hobbits or Blair Witches though, just a Jeep Cherrokee and a bunch of screaming people running out of the trees. What the movie lacks in originality it makes up for in acting and directing cause otherwise it would have been boring as shit.
Read MoreHell yeah we're gonna start with a dysfunctional family at a block party. Then a laser light show minus Pink Floyd comes along and dumps the neighborhood into a better Jurassic World sequel than the ones we got. These dinosaurs came to chew Bubblegum and kick ass, and only one cat in the neighborhood was named Bubblegum.
Read MoreOver the last week I have been traveling around Italy, from Rome to Milan and up a bit into Switzerland's Lake Lugano. My god how easy it is to get around and how helpful and well dressed everyone seems to be. Of course, this close to the Assumption of Mary, most everyone was taking a vacation. Rome and Milan especially were full of empty shops and closed shutters as everyone ran from the heat of the city.
Read MoreAh the time of the year when everyone is tired of the hot weather, the smoke is thick in the sky, and the children are beginning to get restless. They have been free for months and are comfortable with that freedom. Time to take it away and prepare them for the capitalist system they were born into.
Read MoreIt's refreshing to see a beefy man going through puberty on the big screen. I have not seen such a thing since Jeff Goldblum started spitting on his food in The Fly. At least ole Spider-Man has the comforting presence of a soldier with PTSD to help him fight off a teenage telepath and a green hurricane of violence. Truly a brand new day for everyone involved.
Read MoreThe library wishes to thank everyone who participated in Summer Reading this year. With only a few weeks until school starts, we ask that whoever stole the stapler bring it back and no questions will be asked.
Read MoreThe Count of Monte Cristo can suck a chrome bumper next to Motor City, the new near-silent movie from director Potsy Ponciroli about a man framed for a crime and fights tooth and nail to get his fiance back. It's all 70's style and music with Reacher star Alan Ritchson sporting several shaggy wigs before cutting down those locks to murder fools with shotgun shells full of loose change and an engagement ring. Hell hath no fury like a motherf**ker with nothing to lose.
Read MoreA body face-down in a pool is cinematic language for "I've seen old movies, too." To open your movie that way and have your Norma Desmond bare ass is a bold statement, especially when you have no intention of paying that shit off.
Read MoreBoat trip! Follow Odysseus and his crew of fuckwits as they wander around the Mediterranean for a bit meeting interesting people and dying in gruesome ways while back home a bunch of guys are eating Odysseus's food, trying to marry his wife, and plotting to kill his kid. This movie has everything including ear splitting rumbling sounds that will make you wonder "what did he say?"
Read MoreThe library swim team is gearing up for another relay this weekend. Join us as we charge across the river against teams from the Parks Department, Sanitation, and whatever happens in that big grey building downtown.
Read MoreThe library is in the middle of Summer Reading and reviewing movies like The Furious!
Read MoreThe library remembers the best librarian on television and talks movies and upcoming programs
Read MoreThe library weekly upload of things going on in the library and library related library things. Library.
Read MoreThis week we review a great book about depression and a life growing up with wild animals as well as finding out who's the master and if virtual storytime will be a thing.
Read MoreThe library gives updates, a review of M3gan 2.0, and one of the oral histories from the collection.
Read MoreThe library talks The Hollow Man, Under Siege, and catches everyone up on what’s going on behind the stacks.
Read MoreThis week the library talks about some movies we watched including Hokum, Mortal Kombat II, and Sheep Detectives and thinks about the nature of death and parking issues.
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