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The Firework King and His Wild Fire

August 27, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction, Nonfiction

As I write this, a hazy smoke has enveloped the Pacific Northwest and the high desert whatever the hell biosphere I live in at the moment. There may be a picture accompanying this, but if there is not allow me to describe it: Gray haze with shimmering figures in the distance that resemble mountains inhabited by old chain smoking yeti figures who have run out of shit to eat.

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August 27, 2018 /Banned Library
fire, smoke, fireworks
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Eighth Grade Kisses and Golf Balls

August 08, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

When I walked into eighth grade, I had my last growth spurt and a new haircut. Six foot three inches with a moppy undercut, I probably looked like a mushroom that grew arms and legs and forgot how to sit down. Inside started a little streak of anger, tempered and fired by friends with the same leanings.

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August 08, 2018 /Banned Library
Eighth Grade, Randall F Wannamaker, Kathy Sue Pittman
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Hiding in Dark Places

July 27, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

I should have been paying more attention when the boy went into the stacks. I told him not to go, but boys disappear sometimes.

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July 27, 2018 /Banned Library
black door
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A Hot and Private Mess

July 25, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

I tell you all that to tell you this: corporations do not give two craps about local needs

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July 25, 2018 /Banned Library
privitization, Amazon
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How to Cook Chicken Fried Steak in the Library Breakroom

July 20, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction, Nonfiction

How many times have you been working the reference desk and thought, man alive I could use a meal? Too many times, am I right? Born and raised in the deep South, my meals tend to lean toward the "chicken fried" variety, so I submit to you my own recipe for cooking up chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes, green beans, biscuits, and gravy in the library break room.

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July 20, 2018 /Banned Library
Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning, cooking, chicken fried steak
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You Won't Believe these Alternatives to Library Fines

July 18, 2018 by Banned Library in Nonfiction

How to libraries ever expect to get their books, DVDs, and farm equipment back? The most common way is to institute fines and fees for lost, damaged, or late items. With more and more people being made poor by social and economic divides created by a military and prison industrial complex, fines are not cool. Because of this non-coolness, some libraries have begun to explore alternative methods to monetary library fines.

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July 18, 2018 /Banned Library
fines
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Tomorrow will take care of itself

July 16, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

When I was in kindergarten, some kid named Derrick said he did not want to be my friend. That hurt. Kick me in the stomach, cannot breathe crying hurt. Rejection is the monster that we all run from and from time to time will knock you down and tear out your heart.

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July 16, 2018 /Banned Library
broken heart, reading
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Library Mascots Through History

July 13, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction, Nonfiction

As you all know, Wichita Falls library has been desperately seeking a name for its racoon mascots. These mascots have a long and treasured history with the library system, much like the fabled lions that grace the New York Public Library. I promise you, by the end of this blog entry you will know the name or names of these branded creations.

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July 13, 2018 /Banned Library
mascot, History, Historical Fiction, Alternate History
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How Game of Thrones Should End

July 11, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

One of you sent me a story that's been floating around about a Maryland prison banning the Game of Thrones books because they have maps in them. This prompted a discussion in the library.

    How would you end Game of Thrones if you could not find out the ending due to some arbitrary bureaucratic nonsense?

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July 11, 2018 /Banned Library
Game of Thrones
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Driving While Poisoned

July 09, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Having food poisoning and driving a car might seem like a bad combination, and I am here to tell you they are. If you can avoid getting food poisoning, I suggest you do. If you do get food poisoning, stay out of your car for all of our sakes.

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July 09, 2018 /Banned Library
food, poison, newspaper
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Poison Books in Denmark and Libratarians

July 06, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction, Nonfiction

Over at the University of Southern Denmark in the country of Denmark, they found book that could kill people. Not some incendiary texts like Mein Kampf full of crazy stupid ideas of harm, but actual books with poison on them.

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July 06, 2018 /Banned Library
poison, death, Denmark, Hamlet
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Santa Claus the Research Helper

July 04, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

The other day I am sitting at the reference desk and a student of the local college comes up and interrupts my game of Minecraft. The kid in question asks for help finding sources for a reference paper.

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July 04, 2018 /Banned Library
research, Santa Claus, Krampus
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Library Guide: Apocalypse

July 02, 2018 by Banned Library in Nonfiction

The end of the world has to come at some point, right? Fire and death or just a general slow spin to the stop, the big ball of dirt has to go barren at some point. For the last few centuries, that is The Apocalypse.

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July 02, 2018 /Banned Library
Apocalypse, Christianity, End of Times
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Annual Conference and Anniversary

June 29, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction, Nonfiction

The annual American Library Association conference has come and gone. New Orleans took the brunt this year, the warm wild city welcoming librarians from all over as well as Michelle Obama and Emilio Estevez. I for one am excited with how Young Guns 3 seems to be shaping up.

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June 29, 2018 /Banned Library
ALA Conference, ALA, conference, San Francisco, anniversary, relationship
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Movie Time with Jurassic World, Incredibles 2, and Won't You Be My Neighbor?

June 26, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

It's that time of year where all the important or lucky librarians get sent off to the American Library Association's Annual Conference. The rest of us get left behind. Gotta do something, so why not go to the movies?

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June 26, 2018 /Banned Library
Jurassic World, Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, Incredibles 2, Won't You Be My Neighbor, Fred Rogers
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7 Reasons Why Your Library Doesn't Need a Copy Machine

June 25, 2018 by Banned Library in Nonfiction

Remember back in the day when the office party would be raging and Brenda would drop her pants and hop up on the copy machine? Me neither, library holiday parties have never been ragers. But that butt copy has always been a temptation, huh? Maybe not for long. Old tech dies with each generation, speeding up. Here are thirteen reasons why your library no longer needs a copy machine.

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June 25, 2018 /Banned Library
copy machines, Copier
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When I Think of New Orleans...

June 22, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Thoughts of New Orleans are coming to mind this week as the annual ALA conference comes up. I will admit, I am a lot homesick and wishing I could be there.

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June 22, 2018 /Banned Library
New Orleans, ALA Conference
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Summer Reading, Had Me A Blast

June 21, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

When I was little, I loved summer reading. I would go down to the library and other kids would actually be there. I got to fill out a form and tell all about the books I had been reading.

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June 21, 2018 /Banned Library
Summer Reading, momma, banned books, Ms Nelson
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Cooking Eggs for the Universe

June 20, 2018 by Banned Library in Fiction

Mike Myers the comedian once said in the movie So I Married an Axe Murderer that most Scottish meals are based on a dare. Cooking in the South is based often on hope.

    My mother taught me to cook the traditional way. She'd say, "ST, use the microwave if you don't want cereal. We're late for school."

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June 20, 2018 /Banned Library
cooking, eggs, robins
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I almost had a great time with Hereditary

June 19, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

The end of a movie is like desert to a dinner. Some of them make you shit the bed.

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June 19, 2018 /Banned Library
Hereditary, 2018, Drama, Horror, Mystery, Toni Collette, Alex Wolff, Gabriel Byrne
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