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Notes on the movie History of Concrete (2026)

Movie Club: History of Concrete (2026)

A stream of consciousness documentary about a writer trying to figure out how to tell the story of concrete and his many divergences from the topic.

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PostedOctober 23, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsHistory of Concrete, 2026, John Wilson
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Notebook of Other Mommy (2026)

Movie Club: Other Mommy (2026)

Mommy and Daddo are having trouble, so Bella retreats to having fun with Other Mommy, a normal entity that wants Bella to open her heart. Rather than a sad coming of age story where Bella learns about loss and grows, well, it's still that but while battling a demonic creature with teleportation powers who murders douchebags.

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PostedOctober 19, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsOther Mommy, 2026, Rob Savage, Nathan Elston, Jessica Chastain, Jay Duplass, Arabella Olivia Clark, Karen Allen, Arian Moayed
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Notes from Street Fighter (2026)

Movie Club: Street Fighter (2026)

The evil M. Bison plans to suck the power from one of the most powerful fighters in the world, Ryu, so he holds a sequel to a tournament Ryu won years before. Ryu is reluctant to rejoin because he won the previous tournament by tapping into dark powers while his estranged friend Ken wishes to prove his worth by winning the tournament. Chun-Li, an undercover operator in Bison's organization, has her own plans to take down Bison. All this nonsense plus hundreds of cameos and video game references make this a crazy pants watching experience. Oh, and the flashbacks are animated.

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PostedOctober 17, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsStreet Fighter, 2026, Kitao Sakurai, TJ Fixman, Andrew Koji, Noah Centineo, Callina Liang, David Dastmalchian, Jason Momoa
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Poster for the movie Verity (2026)

Movie Club: Verity (2026)

A lonely author is hired by the husband of Verity, an acclaimed author who sits around all day, to finish Verity's acclaimed book series. The kind of movie that's better alone and stoned or drunk with a crowd. Real "we have Gillian Flynn at home" energy.

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PostedOctober 16, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsVerity, 2026, Michael Showalter, Nick Antosca, Anne Hathaway, Josh Hartnett, Dakota Johnson
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poster of 2026 movie Incomer with a man waving while two people in bird costumes stand behind him

credit: Focus Features

Movie Club: The Incomer (2026)

I loved this movie in a very simple way. It's delightful and charming. My brain wants to say "quirky" but fuck that this movie is weird. The people are strange and for some reason I want to reference Egger's The Lighthouse. If there had been more booze with Isla and Sandy, they might have had that problem. They might have eaten Daniel. 

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PostedOctober 8, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsIncomer, 2026, Louis Paxton, Domhnall Gleeson, Gayle Rankin, Grant O'Rourke, Emun Elliot, Michelle Gomez, John Hannah
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movie poster for Forgotten Island (2026) featuring characters Jo, Raissa, and Raww

credit: Dreamworks

Movie Review: Forgotten Island (2026)

Memories and friendship are universal. Forgotten Island, the new Dreamworks animated classic, straddles the worlds of adult and childhood and of fantasy and reality. And it has a badass soundtrack. The adult nature of the film (it's essentially The Hangover with some Eternal Sunshine thrown in) may cause it to miss with the younger crowd, but for those who find this it will be in their hearts forever.

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PostedOctober 2, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsForgotten Island, 2026, Januel Mercado, Joel Crawford, H.E.R., Liza Soberano, Dave Franco, Jenny Slate, Manny Jacinto
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Credit: Cardinal Films, Wild Atlantic Pictures, Mongrel Media

Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026)

You never know when your life will end. Few think of it, really digest what it means to no longer be. Even fewer run toward it, chased by the dream of living on by doing one great thing that will cement them forever in history. It's a pretty damn small number more interested in legacy than safety that drives toward death as a stunt driver in a rocket car.

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PostedSeptember 30, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsStunt Driver, 2026, Michael Dowse, Jay Baruchel, Ed Helms, Ben Foster, Laurence Leboeuf, Joe Cobden, Marc Beaupre
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Credit A24

Movie Review: Primetime (2026)

Walking into this movie, I had only heard Robert Pattinson's performance was top notch. Otherwise, I had little interest in the story of Chris Hanson, award winning journalist and host of To Catch a Predator, the show where he and his crew lured sexual predators to a fake address and confronted them on camera.

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PostedSeptember 27, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsPrimetime, 2026, Lance Oppenheim, Ajon Singh, Luke Dittrich, Robert Pattinson, Merritt Wever, Skyler Gisondo, Matthew Maher, Phoebe Bridgers
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poster for The Weight showing Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe under a rope bridge

Movie Review: The Weight (2026)

Anything can happen in the woods. You can be sitting and enjoying a nice fire when in stumbles a bit of trouble. Ethan Hawke's character learns that in The Weight, a new thriller from the minds that brought you… Holy s**t this is the director's and the writers' first movie (one writer has one other credit, but that's not really holy s**t worthy). I'll be honest, that lifts my estimations of this movie much higher. 

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PostedSeptember 25, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsEthan Hawke, Russell Crowe, Julia James, Austin Amelio, Avi Nash, Lucas Lynggaard Tønnesen, Sam Hazeldine, George Burgess, Padraic McKinley, Shelby Gaines, Matthew Booi, The Weight, 2026
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Poster for Onslaught (2026) with woman holding a rifle and three soldiers behind her

Movie Review: Onslaught (2026)

You had me at "set in the world of The Guest (2014)." Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett have been favorites of mine (and everyone who likes horror) since You're Next (2011), so to have them back again with supersoldiers attacking a desert trailer park feels great. Sort of a Tremors meets Shane Black with a dash of Evil Dead, our veteran sniper hero must defeat large odds while protecting a precocious young girl in this fun thriller full of chainsaws, cleavers, and odd ball characters. Check it out.

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PostedSeptember 11, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsOnslaught, 2026, Adam Wingard, Simon Barrett, Adria Arjona, Dan Stevens, Eric Wareheim, Reginald VelJohnson, Michael Biehn, Drew Starkey, Alex Pereira, Dave Campbell, Tyler Hall, Rebecca Hall
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movie poster for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma featuring two lead actors covered in blood

Credit: Mubi

Movie Review: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

I've made it a personal mission to never meet my heroes. The few times I have have been awkward as hell, from musicians to artists to comedians except the very rare times I never realized who I was talking to. In Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, a filmmaker gets to meet their hero and it goes pretty well, all things considered.

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PostedSeptember 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsTeenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, 2026, Jane Schoenbrun, Hannah Einbinder, Gillian Anderson, Kevin McDonald
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credit: Roadside Attractions and Saban Films

Movie Review: Buddy (2026) loves your insides

By the time Barney the dinosaur rose to prominence, I was well into lighting fires in the back yard and wondering why Kelly Jo Cochrane looked so good in her bathing suit. The dancing purple love machine was more the target of playground mocking than anything of substance. Buddy targets that mocking and asks the question "what if that mascot was a petty elder god bent on selfish destruction?"

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PostedSeptember 5, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsCasper Kelly, Buddy, 2026, Jamie King, Cristin Milioti, Delaney Quinn, Topher Grace
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Movie Review: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

It's refreshing to see a beefy man going through puberty on the big screen. I have not seen such a thing since Jeff Goldblum started spitting on his food in The Fly. At least ole Spider-Man has the comforting presence of a soldier with PTSD to help him fight off a teenage telepath and a green hurricane of violence. Truly a brand new day for everyone involved.

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PostedAugust 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsSpider-Man, 2026, Destin Daniel Cretton, Tom Holland, Zendaya, Sadie Sink, Jon Bernthal
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Movie Review: I Want Your Sex (2026)

A body face-down in a pool is cinematic language for "I've seen old movies, too." To open your movie that way and have your Norma Desmond bare ass is a bold statement, especially when you have no intention of paying that shit off.

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PostedJuly 31, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsI Want Your Sex, 2026, Gregg Araki, Olivia Wilde, Cooper Hoffman, Chase Sui Wonders
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The library will no longer allow service alligators.

Thoughts and happenings from around the library from February 2026

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PostedFebruary 23, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesNewsletter
TagsGood Luck, Have Fun, and Don't Die, 2026, Gore Verbinski, Matthew Robinson, Sam Rockwell, Juno Temple, Haley Lu Richardson
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Send Help to the Library

Ever wanted to know what it would look like to see a mean girl mommy-domm a tech bro on a deserted island on the big screen? Look no further, because Send Help from director Sam Raimi and starring Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien will scratch that itch and more. Inside this morally complex tale for adults Raimi includes some wild violence and humor to keep the kids entertained. It's great.

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PostedJanuary 26, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesMovie Club
TagsSend Help, 2026, Sam Raimi, Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien
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