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Poster for Onslaught (2026) with woman holding a rifle and three soldiers behind her

Movie Review: Onslaught (2026)

You had me at "set in the world of The Guest (2014)." Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett have been favorites of mine (and everyone who likes horror) since You're Next (2011), so to have them back again with supersoldiers attacking a desert trailer park feels great. Sort of a Tremors meets Shane Black with a dash of Evil Dead, our veteran sniper hero must defeat large odds while protecting a precocious young girl in this fun thriller full of chainsaws, cleavers, and odd ball characters. Check it out.

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PostedSeptember 11, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsOnslaught, 2026, Adam Wingard, Simon Barrett, Adria Arjona, Dan Stevens, Eric Wareheim, Reginald VelJohnson, Michael Biehn, Drew Starkey, Alex Pereira, Dave Campbell, Tyler Hall, Rebecca Hall
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movie poster for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma featuring two lead actors covered in blood

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Movie Review: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

I've made it a personal mission to never meet my heroes. The few times I have have been awkward as hell, from musicians to artists to comedians except the very rare times I never realized who I was talking to. In Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, a filmmaker gets to meet their hero and it goes pretty well, all things considered.

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PostedSeptember 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsTeenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, 2026, Jane Schoenbrun, Hannah Einbinder, Gillian Anderson, Kevin McDonald
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Movie Review: Buddy (2026) loves your insides

By the time Barney the dinosaur rose to prominence, I was well into lighting fires in the back yard and wondering why Kelly Jo Cochrane looked so good in her bathing suit. The dancing purple love machine was more the target of playground mocking than anything of substance. Buddy targets that mocking and asks the question "what if that mascot was a petty elder god bent on selfish destruction?"

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PostedSeptember 5, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsCasper Kelly, Buddy, 2026, Jamie King, Cristin Milioti, Delaney Quinn, Topher Grace
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Movie Review: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

It's refreshing to see a beefy man going through puberty on the big screen. I have not seen such a thing since Jeff Goldblum started spitting on his food in The Fly. At least ole Spider-Man has the comforting presence of a soldier with PTSD to help him fight off a teenage telepath and a green hurricane of violence. Truly a brand new day for everyone involved.

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PostedAugust 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsSpider-Man, 2026, Destin Daniel Cretton, Tom Holland, Zendaya, Sadie Sink, Jon Bernthal
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Movie Review: I Want Your Sex (2026)

A body face-down in a pool is cinematic language for "I've seen old movies, too." To open your movie that way and have your Norma Desmond bare ass is a bold statement, especially when you have no intention of paying that shit off.

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PostedJuly 31, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsI Want Your Sex, 2026, Gregg Araki, Olivia Wilde, Cooper Hoffman, Chase Sui Wonders
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The library will no longer allow service alligators.

Thoughts and happenings from around the library from February 2026

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PostedFebruary 23, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsGood Luck, Have Fun, and Don't Die, 2026, Gore Verbinski, Matthew Robinson, Sam Rockwell, Juno Temple, Haley Lu Richardson
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Send Help to the Library

Ever wanted to know what it would look like to see a mean girl mommy-domm a tech bro on a deserted island on the big screen? Look no further, because Send Help from director Sam Raimi and starring Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien will scratch that itch and more. Inside this morally complex tale for adults Raimi includes some wild violence and humor to keep the kids entertained. It's great.

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PostedJanuary 26, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsSend Help, 2026, Sam Raimi, Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien
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