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The circulation desk lives on your tears. Since we went fine free it has been dying.

April 06, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

An update on the library stapler and glowing tome as well as an oral history about an encounter with a drunken bear.

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April 06, 2026 /Banned Library
stapler, glowing tome, spring break, oral history
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The library wants to remind everyone that playing pranks in the building Wednesday, April 1st, will end in pain and screaming and a permanent ban.

March 30, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

This week’s newsletter contains information about Fool’s Day and Eostre celebrations as well as an itinerary for the Spring Survival Reading Program.

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March 30, 2026 /Banned Library
Fools Day, bookmobile, stapler, Eoster, Spring Survival Reading
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Story time this week will be a story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world. It's a banger.

March 23, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

The library has updates on St. Patrick’s Day, the equinox, various programs, and a sample of a library interview.

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March 23, 2026 /Banned Library
St Patrick's Day, Scream
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The library group chat is mostly memes about things burning.

March 16, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

This week the library talks about Astronomy Now!, a St Patrick’s Day program, voting rights, and much more!

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March 16, 2026 /Banned Library
Astronomy Now, St Patrick's Day
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The library reserves the right of trial by combat for damaged books.

March 09, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

The library reserves the right of trial by combat for damaged books.

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March 09, 2026 /Banned Library
Last Drive-in, Joe Bob Briggs, fountain, Eoster, Wuthering Heights, colonoscopy
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The bookmobile has Children's Department programs that may involve glitter. We do not have a "girl that runs shine."

March 02, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

The bookmobile has Children's Department programs that may involve glitter. We do not have a "girl that runs shine."

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March 02, 2026 /Banned Library
oral history, bookmobile, Spring Survival Reading
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The library will no longer allow service alligators.

February 23, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

Thoughts and happenings from around the library from February 2026

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February 23, 2026 /Banned Library
Good Luck, Have Fun, and Don't Die, 2026, Gore Verbinski, Matthew Robinson, Sam Rockwell, Juno Temple, Haley Lu Richardson
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The library phone is for emergencies or really cool prank calls only.

February 18, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

Missives from the library

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February 18, 2026 /Banned Library
phone
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Luke in the Library

February 16, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

Every library where I have worked has Luke Skywalker as a patron. Luke was set up in my first week at each institution. He's checked out display materials, put book club books on hold, and reserved spaces all over the library. Luke is my silent library partner.

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February 16, 2026 /Banned Library
Luke Skywalker
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Shelter (2026) from "Who is this guy?"

February 11, 2026 by Banned Library

A staple of the action genre is the "who is this guy" plot. A bunch of ne'er do wells go about their crimes, but catches the attention of a hidden badass living amongst the goodasses. As their best fodder is being destroyed, the guy next to the head evil guy will say, "who is this guy?"

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February 11, 2026 /Banned Library
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I like watching fire

February 09, 2026 by Banned Library in Weekly

I like watching fire. There's a comfort to the leaping flames. The sound of crystalline crackles of destruction as wood combusts feels like home to me. It's been that way since I learned to make it.

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February 09, 2026 /Banned Library
fire, depression
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I Come in Peace (1990) to the Library

February 02, 2026 by Banned Library in Reviews, Weekly

The librarian stops Penny Man from doing coke in the library and talks about the movie I Come in Peace

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February 02, 2026 /Banned Library
i come in peace, Dolph Lundgren, Brian Benben, 1990
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Send Help to the Library

January 26, 2026 by Banned Library in Reviews

Ever wanted to know what it would look like to see a mean girl mommy-domm a tech bro on a deserted island on the big screen? Look no further, because Send Help from director Sam Raimi and starring Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien will scratch that itch and more. Inside this morally complex tale for adults Raimi includes some wild violence and humor to keep the kids entertained. It's great.

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January 26, 2026 /Banned Library
Send Help, 2026, Sam Raimi, Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien
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At the library We Bury The Dead (2025)

January 19, 2026 by Banned Library in Reviews, Weekly

In this dull little anti-zombie tale, we have a woman making her way across Tasmania to find her husband while some of the dead are up and walking around. Why are some of them walking around? Who the fuck knows. All we do know is that drama follows.

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January 19, 2026 /Banned Library
We Bury the Dead, Daisy Ridley, Zak Hilditch
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Don't Let Primate (2025) in the Library

January 12, 2026 by Banned Library in Reviews

A little critter went tearing around the library screaming its damn head off while the handler ignored it because checking Instagram stories was more important. I asked the handler to get ahold of the critter, but she said "he's all right. Just got that cake in him."

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January 12, 2026 /Banned Library
Primate, 2025
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Top Books I Read 2025

January 09, 2026 by Banned Library in Reviews

According to my Goodreads, I read 42 books in 2025. According to my notebook, I read 51. I've never been good at using Goodreads and it's kinda a garbage site anyway. So, I read paper books, kindle books, audio books from the library on Libby, and probably a shampoo bottle or two while in the shower. Here's the ones the love in my life said I would not shut up about.

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January 09, 2026 /Banned Library
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Best Movies I Saw 2025

January 07, 2026 by Banned Library in Reviews

According to my Letterboxd, I saw 210 movies in 2025. Of those movies, I rated a bunch pretty high, but when I started looking over the list I really only had a dozen or so I want to say something about (or as the love in my life says I would not shut up about). Add in some honorable mentions and here's that list

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January 07, 2026 /Banned Library
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