The Worst Library on the Internet
The Worst Library on the Internet
A body face-down in a pool is cinematic language for "I've seen old movies, too." To open your movie that way and have your Norma Desmond bare ass is a bold statement, especially when you have no intention of paying that shit off.
Read MoreBoat trip! Follow Odysseus and his crew of fuckwits as they wander around the Mediterranean for a bit meeting interesting people and dying in gruesome ways while back home a bunch of guys are eating Odysseus's food, trying to marry his wife, and plotting to kill his kid. This movie has everything including ear splitting rumbling sounds that will make you wonder "what did he say?"
Read MoreThe library swim team is gearing up for another relay this weekend. Join us as we charge across the river against teams from the Parks Department, Sanitation, and whatever happens in that big grey building downtown.
Read MoreThe library is in the middle of Summer Reading and reviewing movies like The Furious!
Read MoreThe library remembers the best librarian on television and talks movies and upcoming programs
Read MoreThe library weekly upload of things going on in the library and library related library things. Library.
Read MoreThis week we review a great book about depression and a life growing up with wild animals as well as finding out who's the master and if virtual storytime will be a thing.
Read MoreThe library gives updates, a review of M3gan 2.0, and one of the oral histories from the collection.
Read MoreThe library talks The Hollow Man, Under Siege, and catches everyone up on what’s going on behind the stacks.
Read MoreThis week the library talks about some movies we watched including Hokum, Mortal Kombat II, and Sheep Detectives and thinks about the nature of death and parking issues.
Read MoreThis week's story time will be a tale old as time to help young children remember to obey their parents. It's Bloody Bones and Rawhead time!
Read MoreThe library aggressively launches LAIbrary programs and help as well as the normal weekly announcements.
Read MoreThe weekly newsletter about library programs and events including announcements about Walpurgisnacht, the spring staff party, and a Heard around the Library section!
Read MoreThe library is offering free tax help and a new installment of Library & Order.
Read MoreAn update on the library stapler and glowing tome as well as an oral history about an encounter with a drunken bear.
Read MoreThis week’s newsletter contains information about Fool’s Day and Eostre celebrations as well as an itinerary for the Spring Survival Reading Program.
Read MoreThe library has updates on St. Patrick’s Day, the equinox, various programs, and a sample of a library interview.
Read MoreThis week the library talks about Astronomy Now!, a St Patrick’s Day program, voting rights, and much more!
Read MoreThe library reserves the right of trial by combat for damaged books.
Read MoreThe bookmobile has Children's Department programs that may involve glitter. We do not have a "girl that runs shine."
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