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We're deep into Summer Reading, punks

The library is in the middle of Summer Reading and reviewing movies like The Furious!

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PostedJuly 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews, Weekly
TagsWe're No Angels, The Furious, Kenji Tanigaki, Xie Miao, Joe Taslim, Yang Enyou, The Game, Equalizer 2, Get Shorty
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GNU Giles and other musings

The library remembers the best librarian on television and talks movies and upcoming programs

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PostedJune 15, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsAnthony Stewart Head, Lego Batman, Robert Duvall, TJ Klune, T Kingfisher, Ursula Vernon
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Reference is missing a stapler and school is getting out

The library weekly upload of things going on in the library and library related library things. Library.

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PostedJune 8, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsSummer Reading, stapler
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The Last Dragon and Let's Pretend with story time and snacks

This week we review a great book about depression and a life growing up with wild animals as well as finding out who's the master and if virtual storytime will be a thing.

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PostedJune 1, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews, Weekly
TagsJenny Lawson, Marvel Comics, Last Dragon, Michael Schultz, Louis Venosta, Taimak, Vanity, Christopher Murney
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Sometimes these newsletters are written while watching M3gan 2.0 again

The library gives updates, a review of M3gan 2.0, and one of the oral histories from the collection.

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PostedMay 25, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsM3gan, M3gan 2.0, 2025, Gerard Johnstone, Allison Williams, Aime Donald, Violet McGraw, drop box, oral history
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Sometimes the library reads mystery novels and watches stupid 90s action movies

The library talks The Hollow Man, Under Siege, and catches everyone up on what’s going on behind the stacks.

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PostedMay 18, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly, Reviews
TagsOld Man and the Gun, David Lowery, Robert Redford, Casey Affleck, Sissy Spacek, Under Siege, Andrew Davis, J F Lawson, Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, Playdate, Luke Greenfield, Neil Godman, Alan Ritchson, Kevin James, Banks Pierce, Hollow Man, Three Coffins, John Dickson CArr
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The library bookstore does not give returns unless you don't want your money back.

This week the library talks about some movies we watched including Hokum, Mortal Kombat II, and Sheep Detectives and thinks about the nature of death and parking issues.

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PostedMay 11, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly, Reviews
TagsHokum, Damien McCarthy, Adam Scott, Peter Coonan, David Wilmot, Mission Impossible Final Reckoning, Mission Impossible, Christopher McQuarrie, Erik Jendresen, Tom Cruise, Haley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Ted Turner, Mortal Kombat, Simon McQuoid, Jeremy Slater, Karl Urban, Adeline Rudolph, Jessica McNamee, Beyond the Stars, David Saperstein, Martin Sheen, Christian Slater, Sharon Stone, Sheep Detectives, Kyle Balda, Craig Maison, Hugh Jackman, Emma Thompson, Nicholas Braun
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This week's story time will be a tale old as time to help young children remember to obey their parents. It's Bloody Bones and Rawhead time!

This week's story time will be a tale old as time to help young children remember to obey their parents. It's Bloody Bones and Rawhead time!

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PostedMay 4, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsRawhead and Bloody Bones, glitter, lost and found, summer space camp
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The library does not allow weddings on the premises, including the roof.

The library aggressively launches LAIbrary programs and help as well as the normal weekly announcements.

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PostedApril 27, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
Tagsoral history, Amalode Jenkins, LAIbrary, Violent Maniacs MC
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Children's has a problem and the only solution is more glitter!

The weekly newsletter about library programs and events including announcements about Walpurgisnacht, the spring staff party, and a Heard around the Library section!

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PostedApril 20, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsWalpurgisnacht, branch library, Chilton, Spring Staff Party, seed library, community garden, awareness, prom, heard around the library
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The bookmobile is providing ride share as a side hustle. Don't throw up on the books, please.

The library is offering free tax help and a new installment of Library & Order.

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PostedApril 13, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsSpring Survival Reading, bookmobile, taxes, Library and Order, Reference Librarian
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The circulation desk lives on your tears. Since we went fine free it has been dying.

An update on the library stapler and glowing tome as well as an oral history about an encounter with a drunken bear.

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PostedApril 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
Tagsstapler, glowing tome, spring break, oral history
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The library wants to remind everyone that playing pranks in the building Wednesday, April 1st, will end in pain and screaming and a permanent ban.

This week’s newsletter contains information about Fool’s Day and Eostre celebrations as well as an itinerary for the Spring Survival Reading Program.

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PostedMarch 30, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsFools Day, bookmobile, stapler, Eoster, Spring Survival Reading
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Story time this week will be a story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world. It's a banger.

The library has updates on St. Patrick’s Day, the equinox, various programs, and a sample of a library interview.

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PostedMarch 23, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsSt Patrick's Day, Scream
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The library group chat is mostly memes about things burning.

This week the library talks about Astronomy Now!, a St Patrick’s Day program, voting rights, and much more!

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PostedMarch 16, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsAstronomy Now, St Patrick's Day
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The drive-in will never die

The library reserves the right of trial by combat for damaged books.

The library reserves the right of trial by combat for damaged books.

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PostedMarch 9, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsLast Drive-in, Joe Bob Briggs, fountain, Eoster, Wuthering Heights, colonoscopy
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The bookmobile has Children's Department programs that may involve glitter. We do not have a "girl that runs shine."

The bookmobile has Children's Department programs that may involve glitter. We do not have a "girl that runs shine."

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PostedMarch 2, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
Tagsoral history, bookmobile, Spring Survival Reading
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The library will no longer allow service alligators.

Thoughts and happenings from around the library from February 2026

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PostedFebruary 23, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsGood Luck, Have Fun, and Don't Die, 2026, Gore Verbinski, Matthew Robinson, Sam Rockwell, Juno Temple, Haley Lu Richardson
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The library phone is for emergencies or really cool prank calls only.

Missives from the library

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PostedFebruary 18, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
Tagsphone
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Luke in the Library

Every library where I have worked has Luke Skywalker as a patron. Luke was set up in my first week at each institution. He's checked out display materials, put book club books on hold, and reserved spaces all over the library. Luke is my silent library partner.

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PostedFebruary 16, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly
TagsLuke Skywalker
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